queenechidna:

ironic-as:

I’m a big dumbbutt and i really like red head dave

fight me

Can I hug you instead

Because red head Dave is the very best of all the Daves. ((I’m also quite fond of albino Dave too))

hugs are totes welcome

I was gonna go on omegle like this

then i remembered there’s always a shitload of daves already on there and they definitely don’t need another one