I just need to put this somewhere cause goddamn i’m still laughin

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CA: sup

TG: sup

TG: damn

TG: beat me to it

CA: did wwe just become friends

TG: yes

TG: its a normal human tradition

TG: that whenever two speak the same word at the same time

TG: ba

TG: shit

TG: bam

TG: instant friendship

TG: thats just how it happens

CA: wwhen exactly do wwe start the rap battle then

TG: show me what you got

CA: alright

CA: they knoww me as that guy my scarfs built fly like a silk boww tie

CA: i rap wway too fast to seem as shy its really all just cause i try

CA: dont knoww wwhy it is i try could be i dont wwant the beat to die i keep my mind open to the god in me wwhile im givvin you a lyrical lobotomy

TG: wow

TG: oh wow

TG: im stunned

TG: like wow

TG: my raps will never be as good as yours

TG: what will i ever do with myself now

TG: i dont know

TG: ill just have to forever retire from rapipng

CA: is this human sarcasm

TG: yes

TG: howd you figure that one out

CA: it seemed like it wwas

TG: wow kudos to you

TG: do you want a round of applause

TG: a standing ovation

CA: id rather get a round of rap rebuttal thanks

TG: ha

TG: just one

CA: maybe more

TG: right fine then

TG: now you better step back

TG: its the real dave strider

TG: ill rap you something

TG: make your eyes grow wider

TG: im the best there is

TG: common known fact

TG: i got that strider swag

TG: that you obviously lack

TG: ive got time on my side

TG: i know thats hard to construe

TG: so just keep stepping back

TG: and ill show you

TG: my rhymes are so fly

TG: they make time stand still

TG: and dude now youre finished

TG: you best be writing your own will

CA: youre changin up the vverse but evverythin you wwrite is wworse than a musclebeast eatin fecal matter or the creakin of a herse

CA: all you do is claim swwag said youvve got this in the bag eris pickin up the rhyme its time YOU stepped back

CA: bro lets play pirates

TG: pirates

CA: till wwere legit scally wwags

TG: right sure

CA: dont talk like youvve got any sick floww thats detriment to my eri swwg

CA: *swwag

TG: ha

TG: ill give that one to you

TG: only because i really dont tink

TG: shit

TG: think

TG: i can stand to see swag

CA: you got a lot a fuckin talk but but bro im wwalkin the wwalk the same wway i talk in a wway i dont gotta pretend to be somebody im not

CA: so the wway i see it the wwill ivve wwritten wwhile ivve been sick floww sippin is yours so you best step back try not to keep trippin

TG: dude you better chill before you hurt yourself yeah thats right just hang you up on your shelf your rhymes dont work they just wont do hey do you think it might have something with that double w

TG: youll never be number one just a sad number two and now i guess youre wondering what to do im done with these rhymes the winner is clear so why dont you just pack up and get out of here

CA: i wwould pack but my rhymes unpacked got more rhyme stacked than youvve got lotion in your fanny pack yoww im runnin laps and im bout to hit like troll manny pac

CA: could you evven pose a rap threat wwhen you aint lit no flames yet all im seein is lyrical quirks treatin this like a songs set

TG: ha dude its time for you to stop but you rhyme pretty well i gotta give you props but enough is enough its time for you to chill before everything starts going downhill

CA: i say fuck your limit you gotta learn to givve it wwhen youre against me and my floww infinite if rappin wwere a bible youre startin to sin it but wwhat can i expect wwhen all you do is skim it

CA: this battles gettin brutal i dont wwanna wwreck but i still wwill if you wwanna bring artillery i say fire at wwill

TG: back down dude youre talking to the author i wrote the damn book and put it up at the alter theres no way im backing down no have a good night you did your best bro you put up a good fight

TG: but nows not the time nor the place i can tell right now that youre losing face and whatever man if you need to stop im not gonna halt that thats not my job

CA: cant stop wwont stop sick wwavves cant not drop wwhen you front like youre the one on top i cant be ignorin the true based cod in me wwhen im faced wwith the result a someones lobotomy

CA: face it there aint no stoppin me you stitch this shoddily i cant stand that monotone cheap rap commodity face it its not an oddity that fear sets in at just the thought of me

CA: my rhymes are a rifle and im settin to be moddin me a laser designated smackdowwn sight assisted by my slightest vverbal nod in the rhymes i stitch at all times wwhen you come near tell me davve howw do you expect to wwin wwhen my vvictorys already here

CA: by the wway im wwith this its gettin long wwinded rap battles gotta be short man you gotta get wwith it you put up a fight but thats all there is then

CA: just pack it up wwere through noww say “thankyou based eridan”

CA: im out peace

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