You’re on ‘chum with him, and he’s going on and on
About his adventures, now it’s gonna be long
Cause he doesn’t wanna hear ‘bout your day like I do

I’m in my room, it’s a typical weekday night
I’m baking the kind of foods he doesn’t like
And he’ll never know the real you like I do

But he wears short shorts, I wear T-shirts
He’s an adventurer and I’m makin’ a three tiered-
-cake, and I’m hoping for the day when you’ll dream and find
That I’m still on Prospit this whole entire time

If you could see that I’m the one that’s always online;
Been here all along, to help you through hard times
Hey, could it be? You belong with me.

Watching your replies of you and your orange text
I can’t help but think of what comes next
And I feel my smile grow and I’m thinking to myself
Hey,  isn’t this easy?

And you’ve got a smile that could power all your ‘bots
Though I haven’t seen it in a while since you got the hots—
For him; I wonder if you’re okay
He might be the one is what you always say

He wields pistols, I have batter
He’s so charming, it’s like I don’t matter
I’m hoping for the day when you’ll dream and find
That I’m still on Prospit this whole entire time 

If you could see that I’m the one that’s always online; 
Been here all along, to help you through hard times 
Hey, could it be? You belong with me.

Sitting by and waiting for your reply
All this time, how could you not know? 
Hey, could it be? You belong with me.

Oh, I remember all the late nights, worrying ‘bout the stupid stuff
I’m the one that makes you laugh, when you’ve ‘bout given up on love
And I know all your raps and you tell me about your ‘bots
I think I know where you belong, think I know it’s with me

Can’t you see that I’m the one that’s always online?
Been here all along, to help you through all the hard times?
Hey,  could it be? You belong with me. 

Sitting by and waiting for your reply
All this time, how could you not know? 
Hey, could it be? You belong with me.

You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe?
You belong with me?
You belong with me